Wednesday, 29 March 2017

JokesTime: UNIVERSITY OF LIERS Department of claimers. First Semester Examination.

UNIVERSITY OF LIERS

Department of claimers.

First Semester Examination...

Answer all question

Time allowed...2hr

Q.1.) Defined the word " Graduation"..?
by applying the method of Dame patience ..........!!!
Na only you waka...🚶​​​ ...come...🚶​​​....🚶​​​

 

Q2...In which among the following institutions a student can go to NYSC before his graduation year??
A) ATBU BAUCHI
B) UNIMAID BORNO
C) ABU ZARIA
D) UNI JOS
E) UNILAG LAGOS

Q3...Based on the requirement of UTME, what is the probability of Dino Meyale  getting admision into University system with only 3 credits...?

Q4..By using the "Amnesty semester system"  at ABUzaria, calculate the actual credits unit that Dino mmelaye has before his graduation...?

Q5.)...Between VC's office and HOD's office in an academic line, who has the power interms of graduating A Dino Melaye at ABUzaria...?

Q.6)...Deffrenciate the activities of two offices above, by using mathematical Differenciation method.

Q.7)...Compare and contrast, the relationship of Dino melaye  between VC's and HOD's office of Ahmadu Bello University,zaria. Provided that, all the Lecturers,HOD and Exams officer of the same Department and faculty level  are not corrupted...

Q.8)...if DINO MELAYE can graduate from ( 360° circle) at Ahmadu Bello University,zaria, what do you think if the same person has been  apply for admision at the kogi state university within 90°...?

Q.9.) with reference to Dino melaye graduation saga at ABUzaria, what can you say about this figure of speech...." NATURALLY AHEAD OF YOU"..

Q.10....In not less than 350 words, make a comment on Ahmadu Bello University,zaria and Senator DINO MELAYE....


Your time start.....
Goodluck....😜😜😜

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