Thursday, 30 March 2017

#5KBae: How it all started

If you do not understand what #KeepTheChangeBae is, and why it has been trending since last night, let us quickly bring you up to speed:


Ahhh I wish all girls were like this, refund once I complain. With change as well pic.twitter.com/NQmctuKGyl
— Sub Delivery Man ( @SubDeliveryMan) March 29,  2017


In summary, some kid named Ayodeji went on a ‘date’ with a lady named Ore. Turns out she wasn’t interested in a relationship and told him. The kid went on Twitter and started ranting that he took her out on a date, spent money and she still turned him down. Ore then dropped this tweet that we consider one of the greatest comebacks of all time.


@Pabloayodejilol
Movies(2)- 1200
Water (2 bottles)- 400
Hot dogs (2)- 1000
Yogurt- 1200
Total- 3800
Use the change for public transport pic.twitter.com/5QRldFABrS
— Ore ^_^ ( @Missmoshiku) March 29, 2017


She refunded him and asked him to keep the change. Everywhere scattered. Someone used the hashtag #KeepTheChangeBae, and the rest, as they say is history.


But here, starting with Wema bank (where the broke juvenile kid banks), we take a look at how brands joined the conversation and are flourishing with it.

1.
Wema Bank
The “broke ass nigga” banks with Wema, but instead of joining the kid in taking the L, the purple bank jumped on the conversation and have been trending since. Whoever is managing the account, well done. Big well done for seeing the opportunities and milking every bit of it. Don’t overdo it though.


You don't need the change to open an account with *945# today! #keepthechangebae #5kBae #Withyoualltheway
— Wema Bank ( @wemabank) March 30, 2017


2.
Quickteller
Payments platform – Quickteller facilitated the transaction and it was only right that they quickly jumped on it to sell their market.


We've been powering clapbacks for God knows how long. We are here for all those fund transfers. 5k, 3800, you name it.
— Quickteller ( @Quickteller) March 30, 2017


3.
Baton Nigeria
For those saying N3,800 is small money, Baton, makers of Nigeria’s finest toothpicks is here to tell you that it can give you a ONE YEAR supply of Baton Toothpicks, and still leave you with enough change.


If you say N3,800 is not a lot of money, we will say it can get you one year supply of the finest toothpicks and you can #KeepTheChangeBae. pic.twitter.com/DRp7bE5CuS
— Baton Toothpicks ( @BatonNigeria) March 30, 2017


4.
Yudala
Yudala joined the party too.


We not only let you shop with 5K we let you #KeeptheChangebae https://t.co/LeVFnrqqnN pic.twitter.com/H1YWWjj0QZ
— Yudala ( @yudalaonline) March 30, 2017


5.
Road Chef
Listed meals you can get for N3800 or less. Dope


Meals you can buy with < 3800. #KeepTheChangeBae #RoadChefPizza pic.twitter.com/4Xdd1MDCQQ
— RoadChef Drivethru ( @weareroadchef) March 30,  2017


6.
Mobile Punch
One would think that Punch is too ‘big’ for this. But they joined in and it banged. New media rocks


Date gone wrong, girl returns N5,000 for N3,800 spent on her #keepthechangebae #Ibadan https://t.co/cixY46rLuu pic.twitter.com/V7KcfSjXQ0
— The Punch Newspapers ( @MobilePunch) March 30, 2017


7.
The Nail Boutique
Foremost Lekki-located nail brand – The Nail Boutique is here to tell you that you can get pampered for as low as N3500 and #KeepTheChangeBae.


With less than 3800, you can get a proper Pedicure or manicure at the Nail boutique, and #KeepTheChangeBae.
— The Nail Boutique ( @NailBoutiqueNG) March 30,  2017


They also offered Ore a free Mani or Pedi session for ‘inspiring them’. Who saidsavagerybeing dope doesn’t pay?


Hi @Missmoshiku, for inspiring us today, come get a Pedicure session at #TheNailBoutique. It's on the house, so no need to #KeepTheChangeBae pic.twitter.com/oiSUiPAG7R
— The Nail Boutique ( @NailBoutiqueNG) March 30,  2017


8.
HotelNowNow
For those who do not have a lot to spend on accommodation, there are rooms you can get for N3,800 or less at  www.hotelnownow.com


Believe it or not, there are rooms you can get for N3,800 or less. Go to https://t.co /oa2HrSzf1Iand #KeepTheChangeBae
—  HotelNowNow.com ( @HotelNowNow) March 30,  2017


9.
PiggyBank
Only N50 and you have a Piggybank account. N3,800 is plenty sef. Dope!!


You don't even need up to N3800 to open a Piggybank account. All you need is N50! #KeepTheChangeBae
— PiggyBankNG ( @PiggyBankNG) March 30, 2017


10.
First Bank
Wema bank is not the only bank that means business. First Bank noticed the transaction was done from a Firstbank account and jumped on the trend.


#RefundMadeEasyByFirstMobile #Keepthechangebae #BoldforChange #MarchforWomencc @missmoshiku @pabloauodeji pic.twitter.com/qmaF1u1qNX
— FirstBank Nigeria ( @FirstBankngr) March 30, 2017


They offered Ore N5,000 (which we think is small), welcomed her to the FirstGem family (whatever that is) and are encouraging people to get FirstMonie, for easy transactions. First Bank is enjoying every bit of the mileage this thing is getting them, and that is perfectly okay.


We now pronounce @Missmoshikua #FirstGEM. Welcome to the FirstBank Family!!! #YouFirst #KeepTheChangeBaecc @IbukunAwosika @AAdeduntan pic.twitter.com/XdvuxmnWyc
— FirstBank Nigeria ( @FirstBankngr) March 30, 2017

11. Amasa Store

We want you to keep 5K change. Get yours now at just N10,000 #KeepTheChangeBae #5KBae https://fb.me/amasastore


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Other brands that joined the conversation include Boom Play, WakaGirl, BrownskinGirl, Shaunz Bar, Git NG Lottery, Utazi NG, and so on. Impressive that brands are jumping on these things. Well done Social Media Managers!!

Wednesday, 29 March 2017

JokesTime: UNIVERSITY OF LIERS Department of claimers. First Semester Examination.

UNIVERSITY OF LIERS

Department of claimers.

First Semester Examination...

Answer all question

Time allowed...2hr

Q.1.) Defined the word " Graduation"..?
by applying the method of Dame patience ..........!!!
Na only you waka...🚶​​​ ...come...🚶​​​....🚶​​​

 

Q2...In which among the following institutions a student can go to NYSC before his graduation year??
A) ATBU BAUCHI
B) UNIMAID BORNO
C) ABU ZARIA
D) UNI JOS
E) UNILAG LAGOS

Q3...Based on the requirement of UTME, what is the probability of Dino Meyale  getting admision into University system with only 3 credits...?

Q4..By using the "Amnesty semester system"  at ABUzaria, calculate the actual credits unit that Dino mmelaye has before his graduation...?

Q5.)...Between VC's office and HOD's office in an academic line, who has the power interms of graduating A Dino Melaye at ABUzaria...?

Q.6)...Deffrenciate the activities of two offices above, by using mathematical Differenciation method.

Q.7)...Compare and contrast, the relationship of Dino melaye  between VC's and HOD's office of Ahmadu Bello University,zaria. Provided that, all the Lecturers,HOD and Exams officer of the same Department and faculty level  are not corrupted...

Q.8)...if DINO MELAYE can graduate from ( 360° circle) at Ahmadu Bello University,zaria, what do you think if the same person has been  apply for admision at the kogi state university within 90°...?

Q.9.) with reference to Dino melaye graduation saga at ABUzaria, what can you say about this figure of speech...." NATURALLY AHEAD OF YOU"..

Q.10....In not less than 350 words, make a comment on Ahmadu Bello University,zaria and Senator DINO MELAYE....


Your time start.....
Goodluck....😜😜😜

Monday, 27 March 2017

JokesTime: A man has a curse

A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can
say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?" 😂😂😂

If you were the man, what will you do? Drop your comments in the comments section below.

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Sunday, 19 March 2017

Army Begins 1 week Shooting Exercise at Natsinta Katsina; urged public not to Panic

The 35 Battalion command of the Nigeria army Natsinta Katsina has informed the general public about the shooting range exercise from 20th to 25th of March 2017.
The exercise is to hold along Jibia road from 7am Morning to 6pm Afternoon. The command however requested members of the public not to panic on hearing gun sounds in the area.
The command warned and prohibits any movement by the people and livestock pending to the time of completion of the exercise.

Culled from http://katsinapost.com

Saturday, 18 March 2017

These Hausa phrases will be useful while serving in Katsina

One of the aim of NYSC is to unite Nigerians, but when a northerner is posted to south, or a southerner is posted to north, communication with the locals becomes a difficult task as some of the locals don’t understand English at all.
Katsina is a Hausa majority speaking state, and that's why I wrote some common Hausa phrases that will help you (non-Hausa speakers) a little while conversing with the locals.

Yes - E
No - A'a
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Good Morning - Ina Kwana
Good Afternoon/Evening - Ina Yini
Answer to above greetings - Lafiya Kalau
Goodnight - A Kwana lafiya
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Do you speak English? - Kana jin Turanci? (to Male)
Do you speak English? - Kina jin Turanci? (to Female)
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Help/Assist Me - Taimake Ni
Sorry - Yi Hakuri
Please - Don Allah
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I'm Hungry - Ina jin yunwa
I'm thirsty - Ina jin kishin ruwa
I'm sick - Bani da lafiya
I'm fine - Ina lafiya
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How much? - Nawa?
How many? - Guda nawa?
Ina son na siya - I want to buy
Bana son na siya - I don’t want to buy
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I love you - Ina son ki (to female)
I love you - Ina son ka (to male)
I miss you - Nayi kewar Ki (to female)
I miss you - Nayi kewar kA (to male)
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I'm going back home - Zan koma Gida
I'm going to work - Zan tafi aiki
I'm free today - Yau bana Komai
Where are you going to? - Ina zaka? (to male)
Where are you going to? - Ina zaki? (to female)
Where are you from? - Daga Ina Kake? (to male)
Where are you from? - Daga Ina kike? (to female)
Let's go to my house - Muje Gida na
Let's go to your house - Muje Gidan ka/ki
Bye - Sai Anjima
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Where is the nearest Bank? - Ina ne banki mafi kusa?
Where is the nearest Market? - Ina ne Kasuwa mafi kusa?
Where is the nearest Hospital/Clinic? - Ina ne Asibiti/Kilinic mafi kusa?
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Where is the nearest _______? - Ina ne _________ mafi kusa?
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Happy Weekend - Barka da Karshen Mako
Happy Birthday - Barka da zagayowar ranar haihuwa
Happy New Year - Barka da sabuwar shekara
Happy Eid - Barka da Sallah
Happy Christmas - Barka da Kirismeti
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Take me to ________ - Kai Ni ________
Give me your number - Bani lambar kA (to male)
Give me your number - Bani lambar Ki (to female)
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Days of the week
Monday - Litinin
Tuesday - Talata
Wednesday - Laraba
Thursday - Alhamis
Friday - Jumma'a
Saturday - Asabar
Sunday - Lahadi
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Count
One - Daya
Two - Biyu
Three - Uku
Four - Hudu
Five - Biyar
Six - Shida
Seven - Bakwai
Eight - Takwas
Nine - Tara
Ten - Goma
Twenty - Ashirin
Fifty - Hamsin
Hundred - Dari
Two Hundred - Dari Biyu
Five Hundred - Dari Biyar
Thousand - Dubu
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Common items
Tomato - Tumatir
Pepper - Tatasai
Chili pepper - Attarugu
Onion - Albasa
Lettuce - Latas
Cabbage - Kabeji
Rice - Shinkafa
Beans - Wake
Egg - Kwai
Chicken - Kaza
Fish - Kifi
Water - Ruwa
Orange - Lemun Bawo
Banana - Ayaba
Pineapple - Abarba
Apple - Tufa
Guava - Gwaba
Watermelon - Kankana
Papaya - Gwanda
Mango - Mangwaro
Sugarcane - Rake
Vegetable Oil - Mai
GroundNut oil - Mai Gyada
Palm oil - Mai ja (Man ja)
Seasoning - Dandano
Salt - Gishiri
Kerosene - Kalanzir
Stove - Risho
Fire Matches - Ashana
Fire wood - Icce
Broom stick - Tsintsiya
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Recognize Insult, but don’t insult people.
Ubanka - Your Father
Uwarka - Your Mother
Shege - Bastard
Banza - Idiot
Sakarai - Stupid
Allah ya Isa, Ban yafe ba - God is sufficient, I didn’t forgive.

Thursday, 16 March 2017

Welcome to KTCorps

Welcome, KTCorps was created with engaging Katsina states corpers in mind, we will be updating you with official NYSC news, tips, Camp info, PPA info, and so on. Additionally, we will try to create topics and gist that will keep you guys entertained, we wish you all the best while answering the clarion call.
Cheers 😎